Improper Language

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From:                Office@(nu vă spun)

To:                      (nici asta nu vă spun)

CC:                      All Romanian Speaking Staff

Subject:           Improper Language

It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
 
 
1.      Words like “futui”, ”în pula mea”, ”pula” and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2.      You will not say “şi-a băgat pula” when someone makes a mistakes, or “s-a căcat pe el” if you see someone being reprehende, or “băga-mi-aş”, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb “a se căca” and “a se fute” are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3.      No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as “pulă de om”, “căcănaru’” or “boul”.
4.      Lack of determination will not be referred to as “pulărau” nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as “muiangiu”.
5.      Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as “porcării”
6.      Do not say “futu-ţi măta” if somebody is persistent; do not add “pula mea” if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say “am pus-o” (refer to item 2) nor “o să ne-o tragă” when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7.      When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say “du-te-n pula mea” nor should you ever substitute “May I help you?” with “ce pula mea vrei?”.
8.      Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly partners’ “boşorogi împuţiţi” or “ojebeuri”.
9.      Do not say “ia mai mereţi-n pula cu căcatu ăsta” when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer “futu-te-n cur” when your assistance is required.
10.  You should never call partner representatives as “boul dracului” or “tâmpitu’ ăla”.
11.  The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as “pizdulică buna”,”futăciosu” or “homalău’lu’peşte”.
12.  Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say “mă şterg la cur cu textul ăsta”. 
 
 
Just keep it cleaned and dispose of it properly.
Thank you.